I ATTENDED FYRE FESTIVAL . .
HERE IS MY REVIEW AND HONEST ACCOUNT 🔥
In March os 2017 billy macfarlend personally reached out to my on instagram to see if I might be an instagram influencer at “fyre festival.” If you didn’t know, I am a asuccesful influencer with a plethura of followers. “what is that (fyre festival)” I thought. I looked more into it and decided it would be worth it for my personal brand . 💁♀️ since we were old friends anyway. (love old billy. I call him bill or William for short. definitely first name speaking term.) anyway, I arrived at the island on April 27, 2017. we were transported in an old school bus that kind of smelled like old fish. I loved every moment of the experience. it felt very authentic and true to an island that probably (I assume)eats a lot of seafood from the sea.
everyone seemed to be getting mad on the trip in – I didn’t really know why. maybe they were worried about a shellfish allergy? perhaps they were hot (silly. tropical island, dummies)? maybe they were expecting more form the trip in? (ridiculous. absolutely ridiculous . millennials.am I right? get your own avocado toast. ya hippies)
we arrived to see our new short term houses. They were white tents. I thought… wow! I’ve never lived in a tent. This is going to be fun.
Are mattresses were a bit wet from the sea and rain (understandable. good thing I brought a battery powered hairdryer). we were told to pick a tent and grab a mattress. everyone ran to the tents. why? I thought.
When I finally casually walked up to the tents, it seemed all of them had been claimed. so I tried to see if anyone would share. I finally met a nice girl who agreed to let me stay in the bed with her if I could help her instagram fame. that lasted a couple minutes and then she looked at my instagram and changed her mind. 🤷♀️ #dontgetit
I received my food after several hours. it was a DELICIOUS cheese sandwich with a very high quality wheat bread.the kind I normally reject at the grocery store mainly because of cost. it was a little wet from the rain but I didn’t mind. I felt very fancy 😻
when it was time to go to sleep, I still did not officially have a house. it was okay. my clothes were ruined from the trip in (my fault. played in a mud puddle on the beach) so I tore them apart and make a fort between two palm trees. a couple local people came and gave me some spare change at one point AND I didn’t even have to ask! (PROFIT!!!!) Th next morning my good friend Bill was yelling at a crowd what to do next. everyone was mad. Why? the stage was ready. We have cheese sandwiches. ?
I heard everyone saying they were leaving. I said, why? One girl said “you should try and get the first flight out of here. this festival isn’t happening.” when I turned around tried to ask William about it, he was gone. all that was left in his stead was an attorney and a body guard holding a coconut water 👀
So I pooled together the rest of my life savings and booked a flight home.
My review of Fyre Festival – 9.5 out of 10! would DEFINITELY recommend if you are craving some adventure!! ❤️ ❤️ 🥥 🌴 🏝
Classy Suzette 